Chuck Norris has raised the bar for men and the human race in general. With the recent popularity of chucknorrisfacts.com, I think that someone should make a movie based off the website. It would for sure be a box office hit. Seriously, who wouldn't go see that movie? Walker Texas Ranger was proof enough that Chuck can sell tickets with that roundhouse kick. I mean the guy works out on a Nordic Track everyday, so you know his lats and quads are the real deal.
I definitely think that these facts should be worked into the movie:
Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris always knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
4 comments:
Landon, here's another little known fact. Chuck is a dear old friend of mine. He's gonna round house kick anyone who laughs at me playing basketball. Just warning you... you and Nate on are his hit list.
I suggest you google the following question and select I'm feeling lucky instead of search:
Where is chuck norris?
the result is hilarious.
Haha! The beef jerky one is hillarious!
I'm not sure how you came across that Jake, but it WAS hilarious!
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